Super Bowl XLV

Some of my thoughts about the whole Super Bowl shindig.

  • Michael Douglas should narrate more.
  • Aguilera botched the anthem.
  • I am thrilled to have a team I like in the game (Packers).
  • To paraphrase a friend: I don’t know who Max is, but he brews a good Pepsi.
  • It has become an annual event designed to hemorrhage patriotism and product placements.

That said, my favorite Super Bowl XLV commercials and more thoughts throughout the game:

  • Audi’s “New Luxury” at 10:30 in the first quarter.
  • Nearly all of the Doritos commercials.
  • I want to see Cowboys and Aliens now.
  • The VW / Star Wars commercial at 9:28 in the second quarter.
  • The jury is still out as to whether Fergie is an improvement to Guns N’ Roses songs.
  • E-Trade hasn’t lost their touch at 12:39 in the third quarter.
  • Eminem must be hurting for some publicity with all these commercial spots. I rather liked the Chrysler one at 4:22 in the third quarter. Calm, mellow and classy.
  • The movie Rio looks like a rip off of Happy Feet. Singing birds? Check. Dancing birds? Check. Bird that is outcast from the colony for being different that is a direct reference to the undertones of racism from this country’s past? Check.
  • Aaaaaand Go Packs!
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Time Flies

Happy Birthday CMOS Process 100126!

One year ago I finalized my CMOS masks.

Eye candy here and here. Also, below.

Small Vernier Scale. Large versions of theses are also present on my masks for 'debugging' purposes. They only went down to 75µm or so.

Another Vernier Scale, this time with a human hair thrown on top for comparison. Measurements provided to show size differences.

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Bar Tale 2

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I really don’t understand some people’s personalities. To all the people out there who are represented above (and that goes for both sexes): what gears are spinning in your head to make you think that it is completely logical to expect someone to buy you something out of principle?

  • I have a voluptuous figure, therefore* buy me a night’s worth of booze.
  • I have a raging six pack (muscle group and/or microbrew, take your pick) and aviators with my collar popped, therefore* you should faint whenever I look within 245º of your general direction.

I’m not ranting, I’m just trying to understand people. Maybe that’s the problem.

I guess some people just feel overly entitled.

That being said, the bartender and I had a great time laughing at the incident after it occurred. In fact, it might have been the best thing that could have ever happened. I got a drink on the house because of it, world peace happened the next day and dolphins finally revealed their secrets of how to do underwater Shakespeare.

*Feel free to replace these with ‘ergo’. It sounds more professional.

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Whale Sharks

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It’s all a matter of perspective.

An additional PhotoStore™ of this comic will be released eventually.

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Things I am not too fond of, part 1

Things I am not too fond of:

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Alright, sometimes antlers and reindeer noses are cute. Like when a kid is wearing a set from 9:01am to 9:02am on Christmas day December 25th. Anytime outside of that frame it is unacceptable. And grown men shouldn’t be trying to get through TSA security with antlers and then be surprised when they get pulled aside (I actually witnessed this during my holiday travels; no joke).

Rhombuses*. Enough said.

People that put a set of antlers and a nose on their car are, in my opinion, directly responsible for global warming**, the rapid die off of our bee colonies and the supernova of 1987A. They should be penalized to the fullest extent of a law which would allow me to perform a citizen’s arrest***.

*Actually, Rhomb is a cool word. Add this to your Scrabble™ arsenal.
** We shall discuss the nature of global warming and the idiotic beliefs that some people have of this phenomenon in a future article.
*** Sometimes I just like to write asterisks.

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