Bar Tale 2

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I really don’t understand some people’s personalities. To all the people out there who are represented above (and that goes for both sexes): what gears are spinning in your head to make you think that it is completely logical to expect someone to buy you something out of principle?

  • I have a voluptuous figure, therefore* buy me a night’s worth of booze.
  • I have a raging six pack (muscle group and/or microbrew, take your pick) and aviators with my collar popped, therefore* you should faint whenever I look within 245º of your general direction.

I’m not ranting, I’m just trying to understand people. Maybe that’s the problem.

I guess some people just feel overly entitled.

That being said, the bartender and I had a great time laughing at the incident after it occurred. In fact, it might have been the best thing that could have ever happened. I got a drink on the house because of it, world peace happened the next day and dolphins finally revealed their secrets of how to do underwater Shakespeare.

*Feel free to replace these with ‘ergo’. It sounds more professional.

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Whale Sharks

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It’s all a matter of perspective.

An additional PhotoStore™ of this comic will be released eventually.

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Things I am not too fond of, part 1

Things I am not too fond of:

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Alright, sometimes antlers and reindeer noses are cute. Like when a kid is wearing a set from 9:01am to 9:02am on Christmas day December 25th. Anytime outside of that frame it is unacceptable. And grown men shouldn’t be trying to get through TSA security with antlers and then be surprised when they get pulled aside (I actually witnessed this during my holiday travels; no joke).

Rhombuses*. Enough said.

People that put a set of antlers and a nose on their car are, in my opinion, directly responsible for global warming**, the rapid die off of our bee colonies and the supernova of 1987A. They should be penalized to the fullest extent of a law which would allow me to perform a citizen’s arrest***.

*Actually, Rhomb is a cool word. Add this to your Scrabble™ arsenal.
** We shall discuss the nature of global warming and the idiotic beliefs that some people have of this phenomenon in a future article.
*** Sometimes I just like to write asterisks.

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Sony’s Continuing Headache

Hacker GeoHot has just announced (link, via Kotaku) that he has found the PS3′s root key. This essentially means you can hack the PS3 without USB based hardware (read the link above for more details).

It was only a matter of time. And now that Sony can’t patch the system for fear of bricking the console and/or making legit games unplayable, it’ll be interesting to see what they do. I, for one, am happy that we’ve finally been given access to the system (I’m still at ire with Sony about removing OtherOS support).

Now we just have to hope that they don’t push the self-destruct signal to every console in America (or worse, make users partake in a mandatory hardware replacement program…).

In other news: Sony is currently bricking and disabling legitimate systems because the users may or may not be carbon based.

Edit: Because I’m still holding a grudge against Sony for removing an advertised feature from my system (original PS3), here’s the root key. I do not condone piracy or corporate greed. Just proper company management.

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2011

I am going to capitalize on the rush of the holiday season by using it as an excuse for not thinking of some smart-alec remark about New Year’s.

In an attempt to distract you and halfheartedly make up for this atrocity, here is a festive deep sea anglerfish.

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